Tees Maar Khan (aka Sheela Ki Jawani)

If Farah Khan thinks she can make a stupid movie with a fantastic item number and make it a biggest blockbuster, she probably is right. It works for Indian audience, and me. Tees Maar Khan was a houseful show in the middle of the week; probably it will remain so for rest of the holidays, unless a miracle happens. Her logic was simple, it’s feeling freezing out here and all we need is a racy raunchy number for this winter!😉

Sheela Ki Jawani is totally fantastic! It has the same effect as some of the legendary items songs we had in this industry. I remember boys hostels going crazy over Babuji zara Dheere chalo, because there was a Bijli standing there, now it must be crazier since it is matter of Sheela’s Jawani! Whole movie can be tolerated to see this dance number. One more thing – the lyrics – semi-X rated  “What’s my name…Ooh… Say my name”.😉

Sheela ki jawani

The rest of the movie is plain simple stupid, it made little sense as any other Akshay Kumar movie and this can be easily counted as worst movie of 2010. It’s almost obvious that the movie was made for a bunch of 8 year olds, who giggle for anything jumping and running on the screen. They don’t need much explanation, do they?  It’s like any cartoon network show; Tom loses his face for something Jerry does, and in the next scene Tom is alright and chasing Jerry again! There is little or no explanation why things are happening in the way they are happening. Those three stooges resemble penguins in the movie in Madagascar. I can go on, but in summary movie is a complete cartoon show – a bad one!

Plot was lifted from a disastrous Hollywood movie “After the Fox”. An international criminal plotting to rob a train filled with antiques, and does it by fooling an entire village. From an international thief, who apparently escaped every time he was caught; you would expect a lot of wit and skills. You would expect to see another Ocean’s eleven or Italian job, but no! There is nothing more than a Govinda from early 90s. Nothing in a Genius thief film leaves anything to your imagination – nothing smart.

Movie moves with a millions of technical mistakes, but there is no point complaining about it. It’s like any other holyTees Maar Khan book, filled with impossible stuff which cannot be questioned. If you need one example, the whole village scene was shot in a single camera – 200 actors in close up! And superstar Athish Kapoor does not find this odd!

Director Farah Khan is up against all those Indian or western movies with Indians those wanting to earn an Oscar (references to Amir Khan and Anil Kapoor). This movie looks like a campaign against them, like someone attending a social cause, in facebook. Every part of the movie tries to humiliate Oscar wannabes, or those who already got them. One more thing is, Bollywood’s idea of Oscar is to show poor villagers story (slumdog, Peepli) plus historical story (Lagaan). At end of the movie some European girls (new obsession of Bollywood) distribute fake Oscars to all camera-shy crew of this movie, including spot boys and light boys. Finally Farah arrives on stage and gets a real one and rubs it on buttock! BTW, have you heard the story about Fox and sour grapes?

Akshay Kumar is at his usual worst. I beg these directors to give him action role which he hasn’t done in decades. He is over used as henpecked coward, wetting his pants and running away from a headless ghost (Yes, you guessed it right – Sleepy Hollow.)   Akshay Khanna with his usual irritating over acting, natural choice I would say. Only tolerable actor was Katrina Kaif, but her role itself was to overact! She is a wannabe-actor and a foxy bimbette, also Tees Mar Khan’s (aka Tabrez Mirza Khan) love interest.  There is nothing much to discuss on acting department.

Good

  1. Sheela ki Jawani
  2. Just two hours of non-sense, not three.

Bad

  1. All departments.
  2. All the technical mistakes (a million of them)

And Ugly

  1. Director’s of Idea of Oscars.
  2. Cheep humour. Taking crap behind the bushes (literally) etc.

Talking about references, there is a guest appearance by Chunky Pandey who is presented as irresponsible narcissist, which I heard about him in real life as well. There is one more scene where Anil Kapoor dances on stage like a child, which also seems to be true.  Come to Salman Khan, who gives a guest appearance in Tees Mar Khan’s (international criminal) Mohalla for a dance on a casual invite over a phone call, Now does this have any relevance in real life ? Just looking for some significance, symbolism etc. that’s all.

My advice – Please avoid. Watch Sheela ki Jawani on YouTube.

11 thoughts on “Tees Maar Khan (aka Sheela Ki Jawani)

  1. dear and divine… seasons greetings…. you are a wise and honest blogger…. wonder your ability to keep your blog always fresh and interesting…. bless you ….and happy blogging in all the years to come…
    love all..

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  2. i agree, the item number is raunchy. but seriously kaif is plastic enough. and sunidhi chauhan’s vocals are, well i don’t like her much…. i wonder what’s so good about this song..

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  3. Ohh!! That was big…like it took 15mins to go thru,however it was atleast not a waste of time but sure thing…you tube is the way to go for such crap, Sheila needs a patila on her head for sure. Nah!!! But these fellows are in a big time need of some psycho analysis.

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  4. Sheila ki Jawani is the stupidest thing I have ever seen and just proves that people these days have lost any little sense they once possessed. If anyone can sit through a nonsensical film because of the fact that it contains a few minutes of a shameless person wearing clothes (if you can call them that) which reveal parts of the body not everyone is meant to see, there can be no bigger fool than them. It makes no sense to watch someone who has no talent in dancing shaking their body at audiences to provoke desire in them. And people who watch this and get a thrill out of it ought to be ashamed of themselves. There’s no point in watching someone who holds no significance to them expose themselves in such a fashion. It just makes those people who claim to be ‘proud’ of being ‘Indian’ hypocrites. Why be proud of the Indian film industry copying the Western one. The two things are separate and there’s no dignity left in the world if girls act like this on screen. It’s actually disgusting.

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