There is this site, which can calculate what does the internet think on anything you wish. To start with I keyed in the same keywords any curious Indian would do, “India” and “Pakistan”.
Nothing conclusive , but good to see the results this way. On the same lines, there is one “bicycle repairman” joke on relevant to this. Here it is if you haven’t heard of it, enjoy:
Manmohan Singh and Barack Obama are sitting at a pub sipping bear. A Journalist who walks in and sees these guys and the conversation :
J: What on the earth you guys dicussing in a pub?
BO: We’re planning World War III.
J : Really? What’s your plan ?
MS: We’re going to kill 15 million Pakistanis and one bicycle repairman
J: A bicycle repairman!?!
Manmohan turns to Obama and says: “See, I told you no one would worry about the 15 million Pakistanis!”