ರಾಮೇಶ್ವರಕ್ಕೆ ಹೋದ್ರೂ…

“ನಮಸ್ಕಾರ ಸಾರ್”

“ಹೆಲೊ..???”

“ನಾನು ದಿವಾಕರ್ , ಕನ್ನಡಿಗ ಸಾರ್.. ನೀವು ಬೆಂಗ್ಳೂರಾ?”

“ದಿವಾಕರ್ …?? ಯಾರು ಗೊತ್ತಾಗ್ಲಿಲ್ಲ”

“ನಿಮ್ಮ ಕಾಲರ್ ಟ್ಯೂನ್ ಕನ್ನಡ ಕೇಳಿ , ಕನ್ನಡಿಗರು ಅಂದ್ಕೊಂಡೆ.. ಡಿಸ್ಟರ್ಬ್ ಮಾಡಿದ್ನಾ ಸಾರ್?”

“ಇಲ್ಲ ಪರ್ವಾಗಿಲ್ಲ… ಏನು ಬೇಕಾಗಿತ್ತು ಹೇಳಿ”

“ಸಾರ್ , ನಿಮ್ಮಲ್ಲಿ … ಐಸಿಐಸಿಐ ಕಾರ್ಡು ಇದೆಯಾ ಸಾರ್”

” …???”

10 thoughts on “ರಾಮೇಶ್ವರಕ್ಕೆ ಹೋದ್ರೂ…

  1. Oemar , translation , just for you
    Title means “even if I go to rameshvara , shanishvara ( evil god ) will not spare me.

    “Namskara sir”
    “Helloo.???”
    “I am divakar , from Karnataka. You are from Bangalore is it?”
    “Divakar ???? I don’t know any Divakar”
    “I heard your caller tune, and guesses you are from Karnataka.. did I disturb you ?”
    “No no .. its OK , tell me Divakar,”
    “Sir … Are you using ICICI credit card ? are you interested in one ?”
    “….?????”

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  2. Ha Ha .. Hilarious.!:-)
    Once I remember getting a call from Airtel and speaking to me in kannada. Some survey related stuff…amele haage hogtha hogtha, he is offering me a add on SIM card. As you said, raameshwarakke hodru shani kaaTa tappalla 🙂

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  3. yes, papa innen maadtaare? avarigoo commission iruttalla, sadashivanige ade dhyana antha avarige yaavagaloo commission de chinte. so, avara kaata iddadde. atleast aa nepadallaadaru kannadadalli maataDuttaaralla ade santhosha.

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  4. @prashanth,
    Not around in blogosphere.. busy eh?

    @Anonymous
    😉

    @Srik,
    Yaak saar, I am good is it ?

    @Veenaji,
    En Veenaji, Tumba aparupa ?

    @praneshachar
    Welcome to my blog. I have written a post about them “how to avoid them”. But still I am bothered… why dont they read my blog? 😉

    @kannadiga,
    paapna ??? Paapi anni
    welcome to my blog, and thanks for leaving signature behind (unless praneshachar ) but I couldn’t see much in there.

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  5. comment maadbeku andre first nimma blog post artha aagbek taane ? ee communist type of post idre en comment maadodu heLi. nimma english haaDu cinema kooDa nanage artha aagolla…!

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