To my dear future wife

To my dear future wife,

I don’t care how do you look. I don’t give a damn about how much do you weigh. These are all immaterial in a proper Indian arranged marriage/remarriage ( with Indian culture incorporated in it). What i am asking is you to follow proper culture and customs – which is the same tradition which we celebrated from years.

If you still dint understand, forward this to your dad. tell him these are the things he needs to take care.

  • I am a post graduate in a world class institute and currently working in a reputed multinational. My current market rate is min of 25 Lack rupees. Just for you i am relaxing the rates. Let be in dollars and just 22 Lacks.

  • I don’t like two wheelers, they are unsafe and inefficient with me and you ( two hundred KGs ) on it. Ask your dad Ford. (By ask i mean insist )

  • I estimate you can always carry minimum of 5 to 6 kg of gold. its just for a day ( the day you are getting married ). (Please refer the example picture ) Later I shall decide what to do with it. I am a good investor , and I bet the best in horse race.

  • I would like to have ( need ) a grand party for me and my friends. We take “teacher’s” and “Vat69”. See i am making it cheaper, I dint ask for Jack Danial’s πŸ˜‰

  • There are several other requests , I shall let you know as and when it comes to my mind. But beware I have five Lt of kerosene ready, I wont hesitate to use it as all Indian cultured dudes have done.

Example: This is picture to illustrate how much dowry you can bring to me. After looking at this I felt I should be following Indian culture of taking dowry and throwing all ethics to a pit. good luck.

 

News : “New Gold mine found in India” πŸ˜‰

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17 thoughts on “To my dear future wife

  1. @Ankur,
    Thanks,

    @Neel3,
    I am getting offers πŸ˜‰ surprising ?

    @greatunknown
    Hounerd, and reciprocated.

    @Ashwin,
    You know me dude. I have a weakness being funny. So you remember me after four years eh ?

    @Mohan ,
    I guess i am safe. I posted it in humor.

    @vani,
    Am I asking something impossible ? these things happen right ?

    @prashanth,
    Thanks dude.

    @Prasanna Sastry
    Welcome back. I thought about all those things. But I am a human too. I don’t want to be a burden her parents πŸ˜‰

    @Cuckoo,
    See you dint have any problems reading it. You just LOLed and dint blast me. So I guess everyone do Just haha , it still will be offer for “whom so ever it may concerned to ” πŸ˜‰

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  4. Whoever you are, I loved this. Never knew men like You existed. “Thou shalt not follow a multitude to do evil”
    so says bible, but i wonder, how many of us can actually dare the current. Best wishes

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