I too can declare “Fatwa”…!!

My, god! This beauty… Freshness on face…

How can he just think about these things?

How can he (moon) compete with?

This moon (my girlfriends face)…

This moon keeps me awake whole night

While that moon does not sleep for no reason

(Rough translation of a bollywood song from the movie Tere naam)

Now this poet (lyricist) has compared moon with girlfriends face. How can he just do it?? I declare a “Fatwa” against the lyricist, Err… Who was it anyway?? Ok Chuck it… I declare it on Salman khan (because he starred the movie… that’s it … don’t ask more).

I declare all the people in the world (including those who are in cradle and also those who are in ICU) to not to hum the song / listen / watch (also any salman khan‘s). And the reasons why…

  • The moon considered being holy (don’t ask how) in our religion.

  • It is considered to calculate the human destiny and his afterlife.

  • It used to give light for lovers before candle light diner was invented.

  • One holy book has a mention on a particular page (I have not read it any way) that moon is not supposed be compared with anything.

  • And also for several other religious reasons… Which can’t be revealed to general public What authority I have?? Do I really need one..??

I also extend the fatwa on Shakespeare, who have done the same mistake (I haven’t read them either)

Note: Fatwa is an opinion (which is treated as order) which is declared by a highly politically influential religious leader. These fatwa’s are above national law. Some example which actually declared in
India lately

  1. Fatwa against authors , because they write

  2. Fatwa against national song , since ” it compares mother nation with god ”

  3. Fatwa against Republic day parade, reason is to be discovered yet.

Add to FacebookAdd to DiggAdd to Del.icio.usAdd to StumbleuponAdd to RedditAdd to BlinklistAdd to TwitterAdd to TechnoratiAdd to Yahoo BuzzAdd to Newsvine

4 thoughts on “I too can declare “Fatwa”…!!

  1. […]    I guess there are a lot of people like me who dont like politics, especially in India where you dont want to waste time, or brain on such crappy things. But there are some politicians who are known to almost everyone. For Eg., Laloo!! He is very comical. There is another person whom i know these days very well, though i didnt want to. He is Arjun Singh. An intelligent idiot.    The controversial bill has been passed. The OBCs will get 27% reservations in govt-aided institutions. The equation is very finely balanced so that it wont cross the Lakshman rekha which the Supreme Court has put(50%): 27(OBC) + 15(SC) + 7.5(ST) = 49.5. Although the whole of educated circle in India is against this quota, Singh doesnt care any. Ambedkar himself had told that the quota system should extend more than ten years from its implmentation. I know i cant do anything about this now. no … wait ….. I can do something …. as Bach said … I declare Fatwa on Arjun Singh. […]

    Like

Leave a Reply

Fill in your details below or click an icon to log in:

WordPress.com Logo

You are commenting using your WordPress.com account. Log Out / Change )

Twitter picture

You are commenting using your Twitter account. Log Out / Change )

Facebook photo

You are commenting using your Facebook account. Log Out / Change )

Google+ photo

You are commenting using your Google+ account. Log Out / Change )

Connecting to %s