Dear Prime Minister/ I&B minister /Minority Minister Dasmunsi ji
I appreciate your decision of banning / holding / censoring the movie / book / drama / article ” DA VINCI CODE ” which was reportedly hurting the linguistic / religious / regional sentiments of Hindu / Muslim / Christian /
Buddhist / Sikh. I also appreciate your tough decision will bring a set back to the evil intentions of terrorists / naxals / communal forces / foreign hands. Having successfully banned the movie in the country / state of GOA, we have shown to the world about our stands on communal harmony / freedom of speech / human rights / patriotism. However the
state mentioned above have recorded record sale of 60,000 copies of the book overnight. We need to run
a CID / CBI / IB / RAW probe into this issue, since there is strong indication of foreign hands in it.
As a responsible citizen of the great secular nation/state I strongly condemn the intention of Mr. Dan Brown and Tom Hanks for having challenged the communal harmony. I personally feel India should be barring the entry of above mentioned people, publisher of the book, and all the movie crew to India. I also request you to ban all the literature work of the author and all the movies of the actor in India.
As far as your decision, to watch the movie / read the book with the representatives of the corresponding communities who feel / have / assume / anticipate hurt, can be described as sacrificing. Since you are taking time to review the movie / book / drama, amidst your all busy work (I strongly think you have inherited this nature of sacrificing form party precedent). I also request you to read the whole novel in front of the same panel consisting of priests / censor committee, so that there is no need of one more formality / review. I request you to rate it as minus five stars.
I will be sending you lists of dramas (“Me nathuram ghodse bolthoi ” etc ) , movies ( ” water ” , ” sins ” etc ) , books ( you have banned all of them , we will request you if there is any new book released) , paintings , songs , newspapers. I kindly requests you to watch/ read / listen the same with the corresponding communities and rate them with minus five stars (- *****) and ban them. Before any eruption of riots.
Please note: there are several geeks in this country going to download the theater print of the movie the day it is released in US. I request you to shut down Internet for a month so that the pirated copy of the movie does not reach the general public