The Bach

Movie review : StarWars

bachodi — Thu, 28 Feb 2008 22:50:52 +0000

Achmed the Dead Terrorist

bachodi — Thu, 17 Jan 2008 22:24:14 +0000

Graffiti declaration

bachodi — Sun, 13 Jan 2008 09:43:00 +0000

Some random shots on the way

bachodi — Sat, 29 Dec 2007 21:29:12 +0000

Only good service from British Airways

A Bollywood Ishtayl photo

Some Stupid Railway Station

Big Ben

From Office Window

And finally on the way to office

This Blog,s reading level

bachodi — Sun, 23 Dec 2007 12:24:11 +0000

Indians are highly moral

bachodi — Sun, 23 Dec 2007 11:36:08 +0000

This guy stole my thoughts

Indians are highly moral. Morality in India is everything to do with sex. Morality has nothing to do corruption, cheating, bribes, or dowries. Sex is bad. Hand-holding is bad. Discussing sex is bad. Kissing is bad. Indian families look down upon sex (though they happen to make so many babies). But then they sit as a whole family in front of a TV to watch soft porn on a daily basis. Body gyrations, pelvic thrusts, and other sexual innuendos are all lapped up. Newspapers like TOI bombard them with nude women on a daily basis. But sex is bad. And Indians are highly moral.

Please read Indians are highly moral

A pack of Ciggy

bachodi — Sun, 23 Dec 2007 10:26:45 +0000

Finally ! some one used it against me

She: squsme, Can yu buy a pack of fag for me ? from that shop..? Pleez

Me: No way kid .. how old are you ? ten ?

She: PLeez sir, I am all stressed out …

Me: NO .. you are too young for that

She: FU** U A**HOLE.

It was a ten year old who gave me “asheervada”

I hate orkut

bachodi — Sat, 22 Dec 2007 00:05:59 +0000

Hey,,, do this for me? A kid asked Jesus… how much do u love me? Jesus replied,” I love you this much.” and he stretched his arms to the cross and died for us. If you believe in God, you will send this to everyone on your list. If you delete this, you will have a cold heart in 2007. I treat you as a true friend. But if I don’t get this back, I get the hint. Send this to all people in your list within 30min after u read this and something good will happen to you NOW. This is not a fake…apparently…copy and paste this to 15 people in the next 10mins and you WILL have the best day of your life tomorrow

Then a miracle occurs

bachodi — Fri, 21 Dec 2007 22:36:28 +0000

Source : Internet

Cooking lessons

bachodi — Sun, 09 Dec 2007 12:23:36 +0000

I know cooking now.., it’s easy. Please try sometime. Rice:

Open the packet of rice
Put it in rice cooker, switch on.
When get switched off, eat it. If something remains eat tomorrow. If some more.. Eat the day after.. and so on.

Rasam

Prepare Rasam
Add yesterday’s left over Rasam. Eat it with rice. Leftovers, add it to next day Rasam. Repeat the process till Saturday
On Sunday, throw the remaining and wash the utensils. Eat pizza.

Maggy

Put maggy in boiling water.
Throw the burnt maggy, and eat the eatable chunk of it. Throw the rest

Parantha

Take it from freezer and put it on hot pan. Eat it with priya pickle.
Use “chimrta” to turn it in pan. ( if you don’t have one , keep the band-aid ready )

See, I told you… Cooking is not rocket science.

aaam comin up..

bachodi — Wed, 28 Nov 2007 23:09:55 +0000

. .. so you better get the party started

posted just to keep the blog ticking ..

Wanna see my office …?

bachodi — Sat, 10 Nov 2007 18:33:59 +0000

Hi there… I am back.
Wanna see my office … over there- near to second blue light in the pic. Currently I am feeling lazy to click my own and load… So lil bit of photo plagiarism,

Rest of the photos … by liliane ( My own clicks .. coming up)

SG1S1671, originally uploaded by liliane7002.

Good bye Chennai

bachodi — Sun, 21 Oct 2007 17:24:20 +0000

Truths… Which I realized recently

bachodi — Tue, 09 Oct 2007 10:08:47 +0000

1. You are not Onsite till you are Onsite….promises and VISA doesn’t matter.

2. You are not promoted till you are promoted!!….great work and great appraisals don’t matter.

3. She does not love you until she says “I do”!!!…peeping over cubicle walls and smile(s) doesn’t matter

PS : Any sentiments hurt, are not meant to be so. This is not in relevance to any particular person and ANY SIMILARITY IS PURELY COINCIDENTAL !!!

I know you were not involved

bachodi — Mon, 08 Oct 2007 05:16:39 +0000

A guy, sitting outside his home about to be evicted from his house, was contemplating how the future would be after he had divorced his wife, lost his children and lost his job.

He notices a crate of beer bottles and walks up to it. He takes out an empty bottle, smashing it into the concrete wall swearing, “You are the reason I don’t have a wife”, second bottle, “You are the reason I don’t have my children”, third bottle “You are the reason I lost my job”.

He notices the fourth bottle is sealed and still full of beer. He takes the bottle, puts it aside and says

“Stand aside my dear friend; I know you were not involved”.

Happy birthday me and The BACH

bachodi — Sat, 15 Sep 2007 13:43:57 +0000

Belated Happy birthday me and my blog (14th Sept), Second year in WP.com.

.. then a miracle occurs

bachodi — Tue, 11 Sep 2007 15:18:06 +0000

thanks God of the gaps

I must be dead

bachodi — Tue, 11 Sep 2007 14:40:05 +0000

Last 10 Days.
I dint receive a single call, I dint make a call…
I dint blog a single post, neither read one…
I dint read a single mail, neither mailed one…
I dint eat a single pizza, heard a single pink Floyd song…

This is not normal … I must be dead.

Birds watching

bachodi — Sun, 02 Sep 2007 03:25:30 +0000

Creative minds

bachodi — Sat, 01 Sep 2007 05:04:36 +0000

He: Hey Bachs, do you know what is the meaning of Bhosudi?

Me: Err..!!! Good morning???

He: No, I am serious, it’s one word we use it in daily conversation, do you know the meaning?

Me: Absolutely no idea dude. May be you can educate me

He: that’s the point dude. It doesn’t have any meaning. I have asked the same question to thousands of users, no one seems to know the meaning.

Me: no one? So why do you use it.

He: psychology. People think it is abusive word, and use it as abuse. People get offended, case they think this word used against them is an abuse.

Me: Boyy… !!! you did a research on this.

He: So I was wondering , Why not pump in some more words in our day to day conversation vocab, which does not have any meaning and still abusive

Me: hmm… noble thought…

He: so take…Bhurung

Me: Bhurung?? What does it mean?

He: Bachs… don’t be a tube-light, this does not mean anything. Simple “bhurung” it is abusive… people should get offended

Me: wonderful… Anything else?

He: ya… pintukla, should be used as “Abe oye pintukle!!!” the severity of this abuse lies between “Abe oye satkele!!” and “Bhurung”

Me: Oh… you already have severity of the abuse worked out.

He: ya… and they should be spelled as Bhu and four asterisk (Bhu****) and pin with five (pin*****). Watch out one day will come people will use it in various forms bhu-off bhurunged, getting bhurunged, “what the bhurung is this “ , get burung, go bhurung etc etc

Me: oh… forethoughts and predictions.

He: ya people will object not to use these words in public. Moms will tell kids “beta B word and P word gande hote hen “etc.

Me: wow… you will be a legend, for your contribution to day-to-day life vocab.

He: Thanks please spread the word.
The Bach