Have you ever wondered who started copy culture in Bollywood movie Industry ?

There is Anu malik , there was bappi lahari, but who is before that. What, how and who used to copy songs for our favorite industry pre-bappi era ? Someone should really investigate this matter ( and blog it ), like bollycats are doing.

For the time being I present you one fossil evidence of same profession , which date PB era ( pre-buppi era).This song feat.s hysteric Shammi kapu and four monkyes dancing to a tune directly plagiarized from a Beatles song.

Yenjaay

and the orginal

When was the last time you exclaimed “Oh my god” in public ? and which god was it ? You don’t now ?? well , you better know it. Some one might sit on your neck and prove your exclaim is very offensive to him. Also it would be politically and theologically incorrect and big time violation of his rule he has read.

Here is a guys who went on proving the same stuff all over again. To mention some:

1. God came and told me “I am god. If any other gods come and claim that they are also gods, its wrong. please note down there is no god other than me”. Now there if there are any , that is a violation.

2. God said that he doesn’t have a face , if any other gods claim to have face thats again violation, since my god said so.

so on , you ll find many such logical reasoning in this video.

This directly from senate. Someone’s god gets offended while Rajan Zed wanted pray for his God.

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After writing about our beloved Gyapten sir, I just couldn’t help myself posting about one more universal warrior. He is one dedicated professional trained in samurai, karate, Judo, yoga, kalaripet, and bubo (whatever that means), has been pain in the ass of so many bad gangstas we have around in this cruel world. You people don’t realize the reasons you are alive. Anyways, come to the point. He is Balayya, James balayya.

There is confusion between we will call Gyapten as Tamil balayya or Balayya as Telugu Gyapten. I would like to keep them keep them separate without any comparison. They both are legends in their own ways.

Let’s start. First and foremost thing reason I worship him (and also the reason you are all alive) is because of this bomb diffusion (he did it for mankind). But unfortunately I did not get video for that. But not to worry, we have vivek. He has written that for us with the help of some of the photos.

Our hero Balakrishna and his brother were captured by the baddies and they tied Balakrishna onto a chair…Those idiots didnt know that Balakrishna cannot be stopped by a simple chair…

 

Here is our hero’s brother…The baddies tied him up too and fixed a time-bomb across his stomach…The bomb looks more like a pack of sausage rolls.. The shells triggered Balakrishna’s brain (if any) and suddenly he has an idea…He throws himself onto the floor and starts moving towards the bullet shells…

Now, lets have a look at the time-bomb…The timer(presumably a pager covered in plastic) is ticking…See the weird buttons on the bomb??…The red button is the On-Off button!!…Now, this is the world’s first time-bomb with such a convenient on-off button…This is what I call a ‘User-friendly Time-bomb’…Very easy to handle…Can be used even by infants…

 

Look and behold!!..The shell flies like a bullet through the air…Credit goes to Balakrishna here…He has the ability to make a shell work like a bullet…He can be a good asset to the Indian army…The shell reaches the time-bomb and hits exactly the red button!!…The time-bomb gets switched off!!…Balakrishna saves himself and his brother!!…

 

Courtesy – Vivek

The next thing I wanted to show you ladies and gentlemen, Balayya’s ability to control over small things in the world. He does wonder like a prophet. Here in this situation Bad guys and Sonali Bendre are watching and Balayya is in fixed situation (I guess). Totally today’s assignment is to shoo those gangstas away. He just says “Jai chennakesava “and it echoes thrice (it had to). And he shows direction. Suddenly (with a Dhud sound) some bogies of the train get de-linked to the train and start moving, in the other direction. Till now it is considered to be the one of the biggest mysteries. Even David blain asks “ how the hell did he do that ?? “

The next thing I want to present is to show how much balayya loves kids. He is more kid loving than Neharu chacha. There is a situation where his daughter’s pet Rabbit has gone crazy and does rock climbing. Kids start crying, and is not satisfied with Balayya’s other tricks. So balayya had to so the magic he is famous for. He climbs the rock like a steady elephant. He leaps rock to rock like a pregnant eagle. If you want some similar situation to have a comparison, please recall the first scene of MI2, where tom cruise does rock climbing. I bet Balayya is much better than Tom -more energetic, Just for comparison I have mentioned. Have look and have fun.

The last but not the least, “andariki manchivadu” deenadaata, bhakta rakshaka balayya’s abilities in emergency situation. This video displays his abilities to move his Just_lessthan_a_quintal body in lightning speed. Situation is a band of gangsta done some stupid abduction of village beauties and taking them away in a Jeep. Balayya smells it from nowhere and prepares a bow and arrow instantly. Aims like arjuna and shoots it into woods, kills the driver. Now Balayya takes his own Mahindra ratha and jumps over that jeep. The rest of the things are spectacular, I bet you will love it. He moves so fast that all the bullets pass near body and never touches him. FYI Keanu reeves in the movie “the matrix” copied these moves.

That’s all from me now. I shall get back to you with some more universal soldiers. Your work is to watch it, and thank him for saving you from bad elements of this world.

Yen joy
B
PS: Thanks Vivek for Wonder with time bomb ( first miracle I posted here ) , both text and pictures

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The story Ramayana* is his entire life journey starting from his innocent youth, his mastery over skills in winning Sita, his role as dutiful and obedient son to adhere to his father’s words while aware of the flagitious intensions of his step mother. He gives up all the worldly richness and sets away to spend 14 years in jungle. Sita being his wife accompanies him followed by Laxman, Ram’s younger brother.

They spend quite an adventurous and romantic** life in the forest. Sita finds her world in her husband Ram and experiences an unspelled love for him. Everything works fine when one day, Sita gets abducted by Ravana while Ram is away to fulfill one of her impossible wishes. Ram does everything possible to get back his love. He gathers a huge army, builds a bridge across an ocean, does all that he could. Finally, he succeeds to kill Ravana and gets her back. With this they complete 14 years of stay in jungle and they return to their kingdom after which they should have lived happily ever after.

But the story takes turmoil instead, Ram’s story ends here and Sita’s story begins. This happens when a subject of Ram’s kingdom whispers “how could Ram trust Sita, who been with Ravana for so long”. Ram wants a test now, Agni-Pareeksha – A test to check purity of a woman, by entering into fire. Exactly this part of the story becomes hard to digest. This is where so many questions arise and is left unanswered.

• Did it serve right for a person like Ram ‘the so called God’ to come down to such a cruel act?
• Is he setting example for all men or rather his followers to commit such an act?
• Or is he doing right by following well set example from his predecessors?
• Ram must have done justice to his kingdom? But why not to his wife? Had he really loved her he wouldn’t have banished her at such a crucial moment.

Did it serve her right to undergo another painful punishment after she had been a victim and had already suffered years of pain in the evil’s custody?

Why anywhere in the whole epic Sita does not have any views? Why didn’t she refuse when they were to leave for jungle (her sister Urmila does that)? Why didn’t she not ask back “why should I jump into fire?” “Don’t you trust me?”

We often come across people stating ‘Ram jaisa pati mila hai’. Can we really consider Ram as an ‘example for perfection’?

If these questions are answered they can be called as Sitayana. It should contain the entire possible thing Sita would have had in mind, but not presented in Ramayana. Nina Paley an Indian born professional animation moviemaker is releasing Santayana. She says:

“We never really know why Rama banishes Sita. Common interpretations resemble rationalizations and apologies: Rama “had to” abuse Sita to maintain the traditional order of his kingdom, in which the opinion of the lowliest man ranked higher than the life of any woman. As literature, Rama’s behavior towards Sita makes no sense…except it’s so realistic. It is the Ramayana’s ambiguities that make it so compelling.”

I strongly feel, movie is going to make some level of controversy and protest. If you are planning to participate, please make sure you have answers to all the questions Ms. Paley is asking.
Some clips of the movie have already reached youTube reservoir. I have posted two of them.

Sita in Love

Ram in Doubt

* Ramayana – the most popular mythological epic dwells around Ram –ninth incarnation of Lord Vishnu as believed by most of the Hindus. Ram is another name for a ‘perfect man’ and is symbolized for loyalty, respect, courage, justice and unbound love.

** Their romantic story in forest is only next best to Kalidasa’s Shakuntala. They sit watching “Kaumauda” near lake cheek to cheek whole night long with “rAtrirEva vyamsIt” (a great literary work in Sanskrit).

Technorati Tags: sita, seeta, seetayana, sitayana, rama, ramayana, ravana, feminism,

Dear Stevee,

I heard you are coming to Bangalore. Thanks for choosing Bangalore to perform. You have innumerous rock fans here, specially to that rock which comes from the heart, like yours. Read our newspapers :

Aerosmith, the greatest American rock band of all time with more than 100 million albums sold, has a diehard fan base numbering in the millions. The Rock ‘n’ Roll legends will perform at the Palace Grounds as part of their ”Greatest Hits 2007 World Tour”. The concert is part of Aerosmith’s first World Tour in nearly a decade

The band members Steven Tyler, Joe Perry, Brad Whitford, Tom Hamilton and Joey Kramer would perform some of the best compositions from the band’s 33 year history, including Looks Like a Lady, Livin’ on the edge, Walk this Way, Sweet Emotion, Falling in Love, I Don’t want to miss a thing, Crazy, Angel, Dream On and Janie got a gun

I always been a big fan of yours (not die-hard fan though). I have heard almost all of your songs, among them I like “crazy”, “farm” and “dream on” the most. Dream on is one of my top ten favorite for a long now. I just love that song, it make me… Chuck it, I can’t explain. Please make sure you sing that song minimum of three times in this tour.

Welcome to India

Every time I look in the mirror
All these lines on my face getting clearer
The past is gone It goes by, like dusk to dawn
Isn’t that the way Everybody’s got their dues in life to pay

Yeah, I know nobody knows
where it comes and where it goes
I know it’s everybody’s sin
You got to lose to know how to win

Half my life
is in books’ written pages
Lived and learned from fools and
from sages
You know it’s true
All the things come back to you

Sing with me, sing for the year
Sing for the laughter, sing for the tears
Sing with me, if it’s just for today
Maybe tomorrow, the good lord will take you away

Yeah, sing with me, sing for the year
sing for the laughter, sing for the tear
sing with me, if it’s just for today
Maybe tomorrow, the good Lord will take you away

Dream On Dream On Dream On
Dream until your dreams come true
Dream On Dream On Dream On
Dream until your dream comes through
Dream On Dream On Dream On Dream On Dream On
Dream On Dream On

@ Steve: Please remove this line “the good Lord will take you away” from the song. Change it to something else. God/lord names don’t look good in rock songs.

Ladies and Gentlemen:, this year Captain* Vijay Kant is back , with the same crap you have seen over and over again. In and as grandson of “Sabari” (“Sabari” “Sabari”…echoes).I present to you a wonderful piece of action where from the movie “sabari- the sharp knife”.

It goes like this : A bad guy shoots at Gyapten. The bullet rushes towards Gyapten with little less than speed of light. Bullet hits Gyapten’s chest and gets reflected. The best part … it kills the guy who shot him!!!!!!!!.

Here are some more from his previous blockbusters.

Scene 1

Gyapten Vijaykant is dressed like a band master (drummer to be specific) and is fighting with gangsters. On a particular punch his goggle launches itself into the mesosphere. It keeps orbiting there till he is finished with these bad guys. Finally it comes and plugs itself into proper place. Oooh!!! Look at smile of accomplishments on Gyapten’s face.

Scene 2

Gyapten is caught and tied to an electric chair. He is wearing a boxing helmet (something to do with conductivity). Bad guy has sparking live wire with him and Gyapten is helpless. Then comes the final truth: “when a normal man touchs current , he gets saak** , but I am Narasimha. Whan I touche current ….. current gets saak**” Bad guy does not listen to him , transformer burns into flames with fireworks and stuff.

Scene 3

This one is the best. Gyapten just needs to pluck a hair of his meesai, and a guy goes down. Guess he is a gay.

* – pronounced as Gyaapten

** – by saak , he meant “shock”

Technorati Tags: Captain, gyapten, vijaykant, tamil, movies, action

Do you recognize this song? (Hint: tomorrow is his death anniversary.)

Load up on guns Bring your friends its fun to lose and to pretend
She’s overboard myself assured I know I know A dirty word

Still dint get it? Listen to some more…

Here we are now Entertain us I feel stupid and contagious

A mulatto An albino A mosquito My libido

Hello hello hello how low

When this song released, Kurt Donald Cobain was lying (supposedly) high on streets (with normal dose of heroin). Cops gave him roof that night, while radio stations repeatedly playing this song “Smells like teen spirit” a new genre altogether. Within no time song was topping the charts, and teen found a new god.

Kurt Cobain defined “grunge rock” as a genre to the world, and this song (and another “come as you are” in the same album) became anthem for mass hysteria. He was 27 when he died, a suicide. But he is biggest teen icon even today (may be second biggest, after “che guevara”

My room mate fasts on the day April 5, the day God of grunge rock died. But I don’t. I am very religiously intolerable person. I believe my god is best and “there is no god except David Gilmore”

Suicide notes and other stuff

Technorati Tags: Nirvana, kurt, cobain, death, anniversary, smells, like, teen, spirit, punk, rock, alternative, grunge

These guys have some attitude, kind of attitude only James Hetfield had copyright so far (as I know)

Nail in my head
From my creator
You gave me a life
Now show me how to live

Lyrics: Audioslave – Show Me How To Live [Artist Lyrics]

And with the early dawn
Moving Right Along
I couldn’t buy an eye full of sleep
And in the aching night under satellites
I was not received
Built with stolen parts
A telephone in my heart
Someone get me a priest
To put my mind to bed
This ringin in my head
Is this a cure or is this a disease

Nail in my head
From my creator
You gave me a life
Now show me how to live

Nail in my head
From my creator
You gave me a life
Now show me how to live

And in the after birth
On the Quiet Earth
Let the stains remind you
You thought you made a man
You better think again
Before my role defines you

Nail in my head
From my creator
You gave me a life
Now show me how to live

Nail in my head
From my creator
You gave me a life
Now show me how to live

And in your waiting hands
I will land
And roll out of my skin
And in your final hours
I will stand
Ready to begin
Ready to begin
Ready to begin
Ready to begin

Nail in my head
From my creator
You gave me a life
Now show me how to live

Nail in my head
From my creator
You gave me a life
Now show me how to live

Show me how to live
Show me how to live
Show me how to live
Show me how to live

Technorati Tags: Audioslave, metallica,

I‘ve been watching lot of south park lately. I started to like them. Fourth grade kids experiencing life in weird way (always). They have opinions on everyone bush, Osama, Saddam, Budda, Jeasus… You guess the rest. They are like some social commentary blogs

The main character of the show is Eric Cartman. To explain his character briefly (wikipedia) :

Catalyst for the plot, Cartman is portrayed as an abusive, anti-Semitic, violent, campy, aggressive, greedy, corrupt, bigoted, self-centered, rude, racist, wildly insecure and extremely manipulative young man who is possible to have antisocial personality disorder.

These two videos are of a normal day of south park fourth grade math class. Mr. Garrison is teaching arithmetic and kids just came learning some F words.

Mr. Garrison: OK children; let’s start the day with the few new math problems
(Writes on the board)
Mr. Garrison: What is five times two?
(Silence)
Mr. Garrison: Come on children don’t be shy, just give it your best shot
(One hand rises)
Mr. Garrison: yes Clive ….
Clive : …..twelve?
Mr. Garrison: OK.., now let’s try to get an answer from someone who is not a complete retard

….any one… come on… don’t be shy…
Kyle: I think I know the answer Mr. Garrison…
Cartman: Mememem memme memmemmemme
Kyle: Shut up fat boy
Cartman: Hey, Don’t call me Fat, you f***ing Jew!!
Mr. Garrison: Eric…!!!! Did you just say the F word?
Cartman: … “JEW”..??
Kyle: No he was talking about “f***”… you f***ing fat a**. You can’t say f*** in school
Mr. Garrison: Kyle…!!!!!!!!!
Cartman: Why the f*** not?????
Mr. Garrison: Erric…!!!!!!!!!!
Stanly: Dude you just said f*** again!!
Mr. Garrison: Stanly…!!!!!!!!!!!
Kenny: F***..!!!
Mr. Garrison: Kenny….!!!!!!!!
Cartman: What’s the big deal it doesn’t hurt anybody…!!! F*** f***ely f*** f*** f***
Mr. Garrison: How would you like to go see the school counselor?
Cartman: How would you like to suck my b***s?
Mr. Garrison: WHAT did you say??
Cartman: I am sorry I am sorry actually what I said was How would you like to suck my b***s?Mr. Garrison?
Stanly: Holy shit dude…!!

Later in counselor’s chamber , only Cartman, Stanly, Kenny and Kyle are sitting.

Cartman: Mr. Macky., Can I ask you a question?
Mr. Macky: OK ….What?
Eric: Whats the big F***ing deal b****h????
Stan: Yeah..!!
Mr. Macky: Now I wanna know where you heard these horrific obscenities
Technorati Tags: south, park, eric, cartman, stan, kyle, kenny

Mann ke Manjeeré, – through breakthrough

a musical journey, which denotes a woman’s dreams and aspirations for the new century. The album is dedicated to the new age women – a woman with dreams, a woman who knows her basic rights to life, education and most importantly, the right to make choices for herself.

Technorati Tags: mann, ke, manjeere, shubha, mudgal, song, album, breakthrough, women, india, voilence, domestic,

Vande Mataram is loveliest songs ever written. I just love the way the lyrics constructed, its rich language.
Here is another song I found in you tube, Vande Mataram by Lata Mangeshkar. It is in Hindi (unlike Sanskrit in original). The lyrics go something like this:
… Ehesas thoda to jagaye .. apni jahan me hum
Kya naam he apni jahan me .. khade hen kahan pe hum … .

Lyrics search did not yield results to me (not in top 50 of any keyword combinations I tried). Somebody who knows the lyrics completely, please post it here.

Technorati Tags: vande+mataram, lata, mangeshkar, youtube, patriotic, contoversial, songs, nationa+song,

These are my top ten favorite animation movies (actually 12).

1. Ice Age, Ice Age 2

2. Shreck, Shreck 2

3. Mulan

4. Bugs life

5. Antz

6. Finding Nemo

7. Chicken Run

8. Madagascar

9. Shark Tale

10. Monster Inc

I have watched these but did not qualify for my top ten:

101 Dalmatians, 102 Dalmatians, Garfield, The Lion King, Polar express, Jungle Book I and II, Anastasia,Dinosaurs, Cinderella, Tarzan I, II, Tarzan and Jane Robin Hood, The Incredible, Chicken Little, jimmy neuron, Final Fantasy

Yet to be watched: (planned for this weekend) Hanuman, Sleeping Beauty, Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs,South ark: Bigger Longer & Uncut (1999)

Some other place also : List of best

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