Prehistoric evidence of plagiarism in Bollywood

Have you ever wondered who started copy culture in Bollywood movie Industry ?

There is Anu malik , there was bappi lahari, but who is before that. What, how and who used to copy songs for our favorite industry pre-bappi era ? Someone should really investigate this matter ( and blog it ), like bollycats are doing.

For the time being I present you one fossil evidence of same profession , which date PB era ( pre-buppi era).This song feat.s hysteric Shammi kapu and four monkyes dancing to a tune directly plagiarized from a Beatles song.

My Daddy Stoongest!!

When was the last time you exclaimed “Oh my god” in public ? and which god was it ? You don’t now ?? well , you better know it. Some one might sit on your neck and prove your exclaim is very offensive to him. Also it would be politically and theologically incorrect and big time violation of his rule he has read.

Here is a guys who went on proving the same stuff all over again. To mention some:

1. God came and told me “I am god. If any other gods come and claim that they are also gods, its wrong. please note down there is no god other than me”. Now there if there are any , that is a violation.

2. God said that he doesn’t have a face , if any other gods claim to have face thats again violation, since my god said so.

so on , you ll find many such logical reasoning in this video.

Universal soldier Balayya

After writing about our beloved Gyapten sir, I just couldn’t help myself posting about one more universal warrior. He is one dedicated professional trained in samurai, karate, Judo, yoga, kalaripet, and bubo (whatever that means), has been pain in the ass of so many bad gangstas we have around in this cruel world. You people don’t realize the reasons you are alive. Anyways, come to the point. He is Balayya, James balayya.

There is confusion between we will call Gyapten as Tamil balayya or Balayya as Telugu Gyapten. I would like to keep them keep them separate without any comparison. They both are legends in their own ways.

Let’s start. First and foremost thing reason I worship him (and also the reason you are all alive) is because of this bomb diffusion (he did it for mankind). But unfortunately I did not get video for that. But not to worry, we have vivek. He has written that for us with the help of some of the photos.

Our hero Balakrishna and his brother were captured by the baddies and they tied Balakrishna onto a chair…Those idiots didnt know that Balakrishna cannot be stopped by a simple chair…

 

Here is our hero’s brother…The baddies tied him up too and fixed a time-bomb across his stomach…The bomb looks more like a pack of sausage rolls.. The shells triggered Balakrishna’s brain (if any) and suddenly he has an idea…He throws himself onto the floor and starts moving towards the bullet shells…

Sitayana – Sita’s Epic

The story Ramayana* is his entire life journey starting from his innocent youth, his mastery over skills in winning Sita, his role as dutiful and obedient son to adhere to his father’s words while aware of the flagitious intensions of his step mother. He gives up all the worldly richness and sets away to spend 14 years in jungle. Sita being his wife accompanies him followed by Laxman, Ram’s younger brother.

They spend quite an adventurous and romantic** life in the forest. Sita finds her world in her husband Ram and experiences an unspelled love for him. Everything works fine when one day, Sita gets abducted by Ravana while Ram is away to fulfill one of her impossible wishes. Ram does everything possible to get back his love. He gathers a huge army, builds a bridge across an ocean, does all that he could. Finally, he succeeds to kill Ravana and gets her back. With this they complete 14 years of stay in jungle and they return to their kingdom after which they should have lived happily ever after.

But the story takes turmoil instead, Ram’s story ends here and Sita’s story begins. This happens when a subject of Ram’s kingdom whispers “how could Ram trust Sita, who been with Ravana for so long”. Ram wants a test now, Agni-Pareeksha – A test to check purity of a woman, by entering into fire. Exactly this part of the story becomes hard to digest. This is where so many questions arise and is left unanswered.

• Did it serve right for a person like Ram ‘the so called God’ to come down to such a cruel act?
• Is he setting example for all men or rather his followers to commit such an act?
• Or is he doing right by following well set example from his predecessors?
• Ram must have done justice to his kingdom? But why not to his wife? Had he really loved her he wouldn’t have banished her at such a crucial moment.

Bangalore to “dream on” with Aerosmith

Dear Stevee,

I heard you are coming to Bangalore. Thanks for choosing Bangalore to perform. You have innumerous rock fans here, specially to that rock which comes from the heart, like yours. Read our newspapers :

Aerosmith, the greatest American rock band of all time with more than 100 million albums sold, has a diehard fan base numbering in the millions. The Rock ‘n’ Roll legends will perform at the Palace Grounds as part of their ”Greatest Hits 2007 World Tour”. The concert is part of Aerosmith’s first World Tour in nearly a decade

The band members Steven Tyler, Joe Perry, Brad Whitford, Tom Hamilton and Joey Kramer would perform some of the best compositions from the band’s 33 year history, including Looks Like a Lady, Livin’ on the edge, Walk this Way, Sweet Emotion, Falling in Love, I Don’t want to miss a thing, Crazy, Angel, Dream On and Janie got a gun

I always been a big fan of yours (not die-hard fan though). I have heard almost all of your songs, among them I like “crazy”, “farm” and “dream on” the most. Dream on is one of my top ten favorite for a long now. I just love that song, it make me… Chuck it, I can’t explain. Please make sure you sing that song minimum of three times in this tour.

Welcome to India

Gyapten is back

Ladies and Gentlemen:, this year Captain* Vijay Kant is back , with the same crap you have seen over and over again. In and as grandson of “Sabari” (“Sabari” “Sabari”…echoes).I present to you a wonderful piece of action where from the movie “sabari- the sharp knife”.

It goes like this : A bad guy shoots at Gyapten. The bullet rushes towards Gyapten with little less than speed of light. Bullet hits Gyapten’s chest and gets reflected. The best part … it kills the guy who shot him!!!!!!!!.

Here are some more from his previous blockbusters.

Hello hello hello how low

Do you recognize this song? (Hint: tomorrow is his death anniversary.)

Load up on guns Bring your friends its fun to lose and to pretend
She’s overboard myself assured I know I know A dirty word

Still dint get it? Listen to some more…

Here we are now Entertain us I feel stupid and contagious

A mulatto An albino A mosquito My libido

Hello hello hello how low

When this song released, Kurt Donald Cobain was lying (supposedly) high on streets (with normal dose of heroin). Cops gave him roof that night, while radio stations repeatedly playing this song “Smells like teen spirit” a new genre altogether. Within no time song was topping the charts, and teen found a new god.

 

Kurt Cobain defined “grunge rock” as a genre to the world, and this song (and another “come as you are” in the same album) became anthem for mass hysteria. He was 27 when he died, a suicide. But he is biggest teen icon even today (may be second biggest, after “che guevara”

Nail in my head

These guys have some attitude, kind of attitude only James Hetfield had copyright so far (as I know)

Nail in my head
From my creator
You gave me a life
Now show me how to live

For those who can’t video fast, I am pasting the complete lyrics here. (Also for the reason, youtube’s irritating hobby of removing videos)

Eric F Cartman

I‘ve been watching lot of south park lately. I started to like them. Fourth grade kids experiencing life in weird way (always). They have opinions on everyone bush, Osama, Saddam, Budda, Jeasus… You guess the rest. They are like some social commentary blogs

 

The main character of the show is Eric Cartman. To explain his character briefly (wikipedia) :

Catalyst for the plot, Cartman is portrayed as an abusive, anti-Semitic, violent, campy, aggressive, greedy, corrupt, bigoted, self-centered, rude, racist, wildly insecure and extremely manipulative young man who is possible to have antisocial personality disorder.

 

These two videos are of a normal day of south park fourth grade math class. Mr. Garrison is teaching arithmetic and kids just came learning some F words.

Mr. Garrison: OK children; let’s start the day with the few new math problems
(Writes on the board)
Mr. Garrison: What is five times two?
(Silence)
Mr. Garrison: Come on children don’t be shy, just give it your best shot
(One hand rises)
Mr. Garrison: yes Clive ….
Clive : …..twelve?
Mr. Garrison: OK.., now let’s try to get an answer from someone who is not a complete retard

Mann Ke Manjeere – An Album of Women’s Dreams

Mann ke Manjeeré, – through breakthrough

a musical journey, which denotes a woman’s dreams and aspirations for the new century. The album is dedicated to the new age women – a woman with dreams, a woman who knows her basic rights to life, education and most importantly, the right to make choices for herself.

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