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Finally ! some one used it against me 
She: squsme, Can yu buy a pack of fag for me ? from that shop..? Pleez
Me: No way kid .. how old are you ? ten ?
She: PLeez sir, I am all stressed out …
Me: NO .. you are too young for that
She: FU** U A**HOLE.
It was a ten year old who gave me “asheervada”
Hey,,, do this for me? A kid asked Jesus… how much do u love me? Jesus replied,” I love you this much.” and he stretched his arms to the cross and died for us. If you believe in God, you will send this to everyone on your list. If you delete this, you will have a cold heart in 2007. I treat you as a true friend. But if I don’t get this back, I get the hint. Send this to all people in your list within 30min after u read this and something good will happen to you NOW. This is not a fake…apparently…copy and paste this to 15 people in the next 10mins and you WILL have the best day of your life tomorrow
I know cooking now.., it’s easy. Please try sometime. Rice:
- Open the packet of rice
- Put it in rice cooker, switch on.
- When get switched off, eat it. If something remains eat tomorrow. If some more.. Eat the day after.. and so on.
Rasam
- Prepare Rasam
- Add yesterday’s left over Rasam. Eat it with rice. Leftovers, add it to next day Rasam. Repeat the process till Saturday
- On Sunday, throw the remaining and wash the utensils. Eat pizza.
Maggy
- Put maggy in boiling water.
- Throw the burnt maggy, and eat the eatable chunk of it. Throw the rest
Parantha
- Take it from freezer and put it on hot pan. Eat it with priya pickle.
- Use “chimrta” to turn it in pan. ( if you don’t have one , keep the band-aid ready )
See, I told you… Cooking is not rocket science.
. .. so you better get the party started
posted just to keep the blog ticking .. 
1. You are not Onsite till you are Onsite….promises and VISA doesn’t matter.
2. You are not promoted till you are promoted!!….great work and great appraisals don’t matter.
3. She does not love you until she says “I do”!!!…peeping over cubicle walls and smile(s) doesn’t matter
PS : Any sentiments hurt, are not meant to be so. This is not in relevance to any particular person and ANY SIMILARITY IS PURELY COINCIDENTAL !!!
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