A weird analyses on the results for  Top 100 Public Intellectuals Poll conducted by Prospect Magazine (UK) and Foreign Policy (US). Do you see any difference as I did?

People who voted think religious preachers are more impotent intellectuals to this world than atheists. The same crowd was mentally aright  in 2005 . Also , now there are more intellectuals in south Asia and gulf compared to west.

Looks like whole poll has intention of appeasement.

2005 list :

1. Noam Chomsky : American philosopher, libertarian socialist
2. Umberto Eco : Italian critic, philosopher
3. Richard Dawkins : English biologist , author, atheist
4. Václav Havel :  Czech playwright, essayist, politician.
5. Christopher Hitchens : British author, journalist, and atheist
6. Paul Krugman :  American economist, liberal columnist, and author (Nobel)
7. Jürgen Habermas : German philosopher and sociologist
8. Amartya Sen : Indian economist,  Professor (Nobel)
9. Jared Diamond : American scientist , author Atheist
10. Salman Rushdie : British Indian novelist,  Atheist

2008 list

1. Fethullah Gulen : Turkish preacher
2. Muhammad Yunus : Bangladeshi banker and economist
3. Yusuf al-Qaradawi : Egyptian scholar and preacher
4. Orhan Pamuk : Turkish novelist
5. Aitzaz Ahsan : Pakistani Advocate
6. Amr Khaled :  Egyptian activist and preacher
7. Abdolkarim Soroush :  Iranian thinker, philosopher, reformer
8. Tariq Ramadan : Swiss religous academic
9. Mahmood Mamdani : Ugandan Professor Government
10. Shirin Ebadi :  Iranian lawyer, human rights activist

This is what you might have heard, or may be variant of it “This Maharashtra Police, I tell you, they are second to only the Scotland Yard of Britain – Big B“. I have heard the same about Hyderabad police , even Vijaykant (Captain) quotes in a movie that Tamilnadu police is second only to Scotland Yard.

Its a lie , it’s a bigger lie than “Salman Khan” can act !!. In fact, there are three lies in one statement.

• Scotland Yard is not a police force. Its an address of a (one of a )London City police force headquarters. Metropolitan police headquarters is at Scotland Yard , Westminster London with some post code.
• There is no citation that Met police is number one in world. Even if it there (citation needed) , on what basis ? what are the qualities analysed ?
• There is no reason that, one of Indian police force is second to that. Its just way to convince people with the information crowd is not going to verify , forever.

“Second only” song for those people who may go to google and try to verify if they were told it is “the best”. i.e. If you say “we are the best” could get “get lost…!” from some people. To convince these set of people try saying “we are not best , but we are right behind the best..” and the reaction would be “possible ..hm!!”.

There are so many other facts convinced with these kind of lies, for example :

• “India produces maximum wind power in whole world and Tamilnadu accounts for 80% of it”. This gem was by a key note speaker in a Electrical Engg. conference. He had authority on this topic since he was in Electricity Board.
• “It is scientifically proven that animal does not feel any pain if it is butchered as Halal and Kosher (religious way)”. I am not going to believe this till a dead bird or a goat explains me this logic. If you need proof , just go to PETA site and watch some videos on religious butchering, you will see everything yourself.

Its easy, you can always use words like ’scientifically’ and ‘technically’ to prove anything. See , I will create one theory right away : “Its is scientifically proven that “ginger-garlic paste” used in tikka masala has medicinal value and is a natural cure for Anthrax.

This guy stole my thoughts

Indians are highly moral. Morality in India is everything to do with sex. Morality has nothing to do corruption, cheating, bribes, or dowries. Sex is bad. Hand-holding is bad. Discussing sex is bad. Kissing is bad. Indian families look down upon sex (though they happen to make so many babies). But then they sit as a whole family in front of a TV to watch soft porn on a daily basis. Body gyrations, pelvic thrusts, and other sexual innuendos are all lapped up. Newspapers like TOI bombard them with nude women on a daily basis. But sex is bad. And Indians are highly moral.

Please read Indians are highly moral

Here is one of the reasons “why you shouldn’t trust Indian media”:

The news was simple to understand “Taslima Nasrin heckled by God’s own warriors in one of the God’s own check post Hyderabad”. Just another event God wanted them to do.

I read all the news items in Google taking a cue from barberindian , for the same.

“Local politics behind attack on Taslima” – Hindustan Times
“Taslima Nasreen attacked in Hyderabad” – NDTV
“Taslima heckled in Hyderabad” – Economic Times
“Taslima heckled in Hyderabad” – The Statesman
“Taslima Nasreen, Poet, Attacked in India: Men Attack Her; Other …” – The Moderate Voice
“Assault on Taslima Nasreen” – Central Chronicle
“Taslima Attacked In Hyderabad, Journalists Protest” – Newspost
“Taslima Nasreen attacked in Hyderabad” – Zee news
“Andhra MLAs, 20 MIM activists manhandle Taslima Nasreen” – Daily news

and our own Desicritics:

“Taslima Nasreen Attacked by MLAs in Hyderabad” – Desicritics

If you want news items from international media

“Muslim Protesters Attack Bangladeshi Author in India” – Voice of America
“Muslim group in India threatens to behead Bangladeshi author” – EarthTimes

See any difference ? If you still dint get it, read any Indian news item on this topic. It will be written “Taslima a renowned writer from Bangladesh… blah blah was allegedly heckled by people belonging to one community.. “

Morals of the story :

• Indian media does not give you news, they give rumours and gossips.
• No one including left, right, middle, women rights organizations , secularists, online petition makers; I_dont_have_to_work_to_do people ( Shabana Ajmi , Arundati Roy ) etc etc., seems to be bothered by this. This is secularism
• Taslima or Dalai lama, welcome to India, we give you freedom to breath and eat dal-chaval. If you do anything more you will be allegedly beaten to death!
  

update:

Hyderabad, August 11: The Hyderabad police have registered a case against controversial Bangladeshi writer Taslima Nasreen, who was recently attacked by workers of Majlis Ittehadul Muslimeen (MIM) in Hyderabad, for allegedly creating ill-feeling among communities.

Moral of the this story : “Ulta chor kotwal ko date “

When the movie ‘Pirates of Caribbean’ came to theatre here(I am a hardcore fab of Jonny Depp), I bought tickets, watched that crap, ate pop-corn and came back. I am also planning to watch Sreck 3. If I like it, I’ll applaud and write a blog entry. If not walk out in the middle of the movie and drive back home.
Watch a movie, laugh/cry, watch again/quit in middle then forget about it, that’s all… Life is to enjoy…so simple … I thought, So far.
Now, let me introduce some of Rajni’s fans, to whom watching movies is not as simple as it to me (buy tickets, eat popcorn etc). They cry, they laugh, they go hysteric, they get new hair cut, they get tattooed … pierced etc, etc.

Have a look at couple of extreme worshipers of Shivaji

I live in Chennai and life seems so different from last one week. Having Rajani movies in your town is not all that simple. This phenomenon is observed on such a large scale, the entire state seems mesmerized.

Here Prathibha Patil to be the next president of India is just another news but this news is not as important as ‘Shivaji’!

PETA PETA where are you ???

PS: PETA peta where are you… Picture has been removed, after friends requested to remove it

Little competition to prashanth

Dint come up that well though,

In competition with her.

ಪೂಚಂತೇಯವರ ಮೊದಲ ಪುಸ್ತಕ ನಾನು ಓದಿದ್ದು “ಕರ್ವಲೋ”. ಆಗ ನಾನಿನ್ನೂ ಚಿಕ್ಕ ಹುಡುಗ, ಐದ್ನೇ ಕ್ಲಾಸಲ್ಲಿದ್ದೆ. ಹೈಸ್ಕೂಲಿನಲ್ಲಿದ್ದ ಅಣ್ಣನಿಗೆ ಸಾಹಿತ್ಯಕ್ಕೆ ಬಹುಮಾನವಾಗಿ ಈ ಪುಸ್ತಕ ಕೊಟ್ಟಿದ್ರು ( ತಟ್ಟೆ ಪ್ಲೇಟು ಬಹುಮಾನವಾಗಿ ಕೊಡೋ ಪದ್ದತಿ ಆ ಸ್ಕೂಲಿನಲ್ಲಿರಲಿಲ್ಲ). ನನಗೆ ಅದು ದೆವ್ವ ಭೂತಗಳ ಕಥೆಗಳನ್ನು ಒದೋ ಕಾಲ ( ಅರೇಬಿಯನ್ ನೈಟ್ಸ್, ವಿಕ್ತ್ರಮ ಬೆತಾಳನ ಕಥೆಗಳು ). “ಕರ್ವಲೊ” ಕೇಳೊಕೆ ಹೆಸರು ವಿಚಿತ್ರವಾಗಿತ್ತು , ಕೇಳಿದ್ರೆ ” ಕರ್ವಲೊ ಅಂತ ಒಬ್ಬ ವಿಜ್ನಾನಿ , ಅವರೂ ಮತ್ತೆ ಕೆಲವರೂ ಹಾರೋ ಉಡದ ಹಿಂದೆ ಹೋಗೊ ಕಥೆ”.

ಹಾಗೊ ಹೀಗೊ ಮುಗಿಸಿದೆ … ಹೀರೋ ಭೂತದ ಜೊತೆಗೆ ಫೈಟಿಂಗ್ ಮಾಡ್ಲಿಲ್ಲ ಅಂತ ಸೊಲ್ಪ ಬೇಜರಾಯ್ತು. ಕ್ಲಾಸಿಕ್ ಪುಸ್ತಕಗಳೇನೆಂದರೆ ಐಡಿಯಾನೇ ಇರ್ಲಿಲ್ಲ. ಶಾಲೆಯ ಗಣಿತ ಪುಸ್ತಕಕ್ಕಿಂತಲೂ ದಪ್ಪದ ಪುಸ್ತಕ ಓದಿಬಿಟ್ಟೆ ಎಂಬ ಹೆಮ್ಮೆ ಅಶ್ಟೇ. ಅರ್ಥ ಮಾಡಿಕೊಳ್ಳಿ “ಸುರಂಗದಲ್ಲಿ ಸಮಾಧಿ” ಓದೋ ಕಾಲ ಅದು. ಕತ್ತೆಗೇನು ಗೊತ್ತು ಕಸ್ತೋರಿ ಗಂಧ. ಮುಂದಿನ ನಾಲ್ಕೈದು ವರ್ಷಗಳಲ್ಲಿ ಏಳೆಂಟು ಸಲ ಓದಿ ಜಸ್ಟಿಸ್ ಕೊಟ್ಟೆ ಪುಸ್ತಕಕ್ಕೆ.

ಮುಂದಿನ ವರ್ಷ ಅಣ್ಣ “ಶಿವನಿಪಳ್ಳಿಯ ಕಪ್ಪು ಚಿರತೆ” ತಂದ, ಬಹುಮಾನವಾಗಿ. “ಕೆನ್ನೆತ್ ಆಂಡರ್ಸನ್” ಸ್ವತಂತ್ರ್ಯಪೂರ್ವ ಬೆಂಗಳೂರಿನಲ್ಲಿ ಬೇಟೆಯಾಡಿದ ನರಭಕ್ಷಕ ಚಿರತೆ ಹುಲಿಗಳ ಕಥೆಗಳು. ನನ್ನ್ನ ಪೋಚಂತೇ ಅನುವಾದ. ಪುಟಪುಟವೂ ರೊಮಾಂಚಕವಾಗಿತ್ತು. ಆಂಡರ್ಸನ್ ಯಾರೋ ಕೇಳಿ ಗೊತ್ತಿಲ್ಲ , ತೇಜಸ್ವಿಯಂತೂ ಒಂದುವರ್ಷದಿಂದ ಪರಿಚಯ. ಸೊ.. ಇನ್ನೂ “ಶಿವನಿಪಳ್ಲಿ..” ಬೇಟೆಯಾಟ ನೋಡಿದ್ರೆ ತೇಜಸ್ವಿ ಬೇಟೆಗಳೇ ನೆನಪಾಗುತ್ತೆ.

ಮಧ್ಯದಲೊಮ್ಮೆ ನಮ್ಮ ಹಳ್ಳಿ ಪೊಲೀಸ್ ಮಾಮನಲ್ಲಿ ಕಾಡಿ ಬೇಡಿ ಅವರ ಕಲೆಕ್ಶನ್ನಿಂದ ‘ಮಿಸ್ಸಿಂಗ್ ಲಿಂಕ್” ಓದಿದ್ದೆ. “ನಿಯಾಂಡರ್ತಲ್ , ಕ್ರೊ – ಮ್ಯಾಗ್ನನ್” ಮನುಷ್ಯರ ಬಗ್ಗೆ ಬರೆದಿದ್ದ್ರು ತೇಜಸ್ವಿ.

ಮುಂದಿನ ವರ್ಷ ನನ್ನ ಹೊಟ್ಟೆ ಉರಿಸೊಕ್ಕೆ ಇನ್ನೊಂದು ಪುಸ್ತಕ ಬಂತು. ನಾನಿನ್ನೂ ತಟ್ಟೆ ಪ್ಲೇಟು ಬಹುಮಾನ ಕೊಡುವ ಸ್ಕೂಲ್ನಲ್ಲೇ ಓದುತಿದ್ದೆ. “ಪರಿಸರದ ಕಥೆಗಳು” ಅದ್ಭುತವಾದ ಪುಸ್ತಕ. ನನಗಿನ್ನೂ ತೇಜಸ್ವಿ ಅಂದ್ರೆ “ಪರಿಸರದ ಕಥೆಗಳು” … ಬಂದೂಕು ಬೆನ್ನಿಗೇರಿಸಿ , ಪ್ಯಾರ , ಮಾರ ( ಇನ್ನೂರೈವತ್ತು ವರ್ಷದ ಹುಡುಗ ) ಮತ್ತು ಕಿವಿ ( ಬೇಟೆ ನಾಯಿ ) ಜೊತೆ ಕಾಡು ಮೇಡುಗಳಲ್ಲಿ ತಿರುಗಾಡಿ ಪರಿಸರದ ಬಗ್ಗೆ ಬರೆದ ಸಾಹಿತಿ. ಸುಷ್ಮಿತಾಗೆ ಹಕ್ಕಿಮರಿ ಪಾಟ ಹೇಳಿ , ಊರ ಮೇಸ್ತ್ರಿ ಜೊತೆ ಜಗಳ ಮಾಡೊ ಈ ಯುವಕ ಇನ್ನಿಲ್ಲ ಅಂದ್ರೆ ಹೇಗೆ ತಾನೆ ವಿಶ್ವಾಸ ಮಾಡ್ಲಿ. ಪರಿಸರದ ಕಥೆಗಳು ಯಾವ ಜಮಾನಾದ್ದು ಅಂತ ಯಾವಾಗ್ಲೂ ರೀಸರ್ಚ್ ಮಾಡ್ಲಿಲ್ಲ. ಎಪ್ಪತ್ತು ವರ್ಷದ ಸಾಹಿತಿ ಅಂತ ನ್ಯೂಸಿನಲ್ಲಿ ಓದಿದ್ದೆ, ಯಾಕೋ ಬೇಜಾರಾಯ್ತು… ಬದುಕಿದ್ದಾಗ ಒಮ್ಮೆನೂ ಭೆಟ್ಟಿಯಾಗ್ಲಿಲ್ಲವಲ್ಲ ಅಂತ.

ಆ ಪುಸ್ತಕ ಓದಿದ್ಮೇಲೆ ತಂದೆ ತಾಯಿಯಿಂದ ಸಾಕಶ್ತೂ ಬೈಸಿಕೊಂದಿದ್ದೇನೆ. ಕಾಡು ಹಂದಿ ಹುಡುಕಿ ಬೆಟ್ಟಕಾಡು ( ಚಿಕ್ಕವುಗಳು ) ಓಡಾಡಿ ಅಂಗಿ ಚಡ್ಡಿ ಹರ್ಕೋಂಡು , ನಾಲ್ಕೈದು ಪರ್ಸೆಂಟ್ ಮೆಲನಿನ್ ಹೆಚ್ಚು ಮಾಡ್ಕೊಂಡು ಬಂದ್ರೆ ಯಾರಿಗೆ ತಾನೆ ಖುಶಿಯಾಗುತ್ತೆ. ನಾನೂ ನನ್ ಪಟಾಲಂ ನಾಮಗೋಳಿಗಳೂ, ಜಕಾನಾ ( ಪೂಚಂತೇ ಪುಸ್ತಕದಲ್ಲೇ ಓದಿದ್ದು , ಈ ತನಕ ನೋಡಿಲ್ಲ ) ಹಳ್ಳ ಕೆರೆಯಲ್ಲಿ ಹುಡುಕಾಡಿದ್ದು, ಕೊನೆಗೆ ಯಾವುದೊ ಮೀನುಗಳನ್ನು ಜೀವಂತ ಹಿಡಿದು ವಟಾರದ ಬಾವಿಯಲ್ಲಿ ಬಿಟ್ಟದ್ದು , ನಿಮ್ಮ ಬಾವಿ ಕ್ಲೀನ್ ಆಗುತ್ತೆ ಅಂತ ಆಶೀರ್ವಾದ ಮಾಡಿದ್ದು … ಎಲ್ಲಾ ಪೂರ್ಣಚಂದ್ರ ತೇಜಸ್ವಿ ಪುಸ್ತಕ ಪ್ರಭಾವನೇ.

“ಜುಗಾರಿ ಕ್ರಾಸ್ “  ಕೊಂಡು ಓದಿದ ಪುಸ್ತಕ. ಆದ್ರೆ ಅವು ಮನಸಿನಲ್ಲಿ ಉಳಿಲಿಲ್ಲ. ಹೈ ಸ್ಕೂಲ್ ಮುಗಿದ್ಮೇಲೆ ಕನ್ನಡ ಪುಸ್ತಕ ಓದೋ ಅವಕಾಶ ಸಿಗ್ಲಿಲ್ಲ. ಇದ್ದ ಬಿದ್ದ ಟೈಮ್ ಎಲ್ಲಾ ಇಂಬ್ಳಿಸು ಒದಕ್ಕೇ ಆಗೋಯ್ತು. ಕನ್ನಡ ಮೀಡಿಯಂ ಕೋತಿಯೊಬ್ಬ ಇಂಬ್ಳೀಸು ಲೈಫಿಗೆ ಅಡ್ಜುಸ್ಟು ಆಗ್ಬೇಕಲ್ಲ.

ತೇಜಸ್ವಿ ಇನ್ನಿಲ್ಲ. ಕನ್ನಡ ಸಾಹಿತ್ಯದಲ್ಲಿ ಒಂದು ಶೂನ್ಯ … ಹೇಳೊ ಮಾತಲ್ಲ ಇದು. ನಿಜಕ್ಕೂ ಒಂದು ಜಾಗ ಶೂನ್ಯ ಬಂದು ಬಿಟ್ಟಿದೆ. ಅವರ ಶೈಲಿಯಲ್ಲಿ , ಅವರ ತರಹ ಬರೆಯುವವರು ಯಾರೂ ಇಲ್ಲ. ಪೂಚಂತೇ … you left a vacuum

Caricature is originally posted by harishchandra Shetty in Harini cartoons. Wonderful.  but I have a suggestion to make. Tejaswi whenever caricatured was shown as one leg of his worn out jeans folded. (I personally dint see him so I don’t know how it is)

Read what my friends have written about him prashanth, srikanth.

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I was cute. wasn’t I ? this is 1987 . scanned photo.

Do you recognize this song? (Hint: tomorrow is his death anniversary.)

Load up on guns Bring your friends its fun to lose and to pretend
She’s overboard myself assured I know I know A dirty word

Still dint get it? Listen to some more…

Here we are now Entertain us I feel stupid and contagious

A mulatto An albino A mosquito My libido

Hello hello hello how low

When this song released, Kurt Donald Cobain was lying (supposedly) high on streets (with normal dose of heroin). Cops gave him roof that night, while radio stations repeatedly playing this song “Smells like teen spirit” a new genre altogether. Within no time song was topping the charts, and teen found a new god.

Kurt Cobain defined “grunge rock” as a genre to the world, and this song (and another “come as you are” in the same album) became anthem for mass hysteria. He was 27 when he died, a suicide. But he is biggest teen icon even today (may be second biggest, after “che guevara”

My room mate fasts on the day April 5, the day God of grunge rock died. But I don’t. I am very religiously intolerable person. I believe my god is best and “there is no god except David Gilmore”

Suicide notes and other stuff

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Blank noise project is one interesting thing happening around metros in India. It started in Bangalore (as I know) against all leaching, touching, pinching, stalking and “ನೊಡ್ಲಾ ಮಗಾ…@^#%@$! ” (FAQ). I did not see anyway to help these heroes, thought I ll give them some more publicity.

Basically it’s a message to women who have experienced this one or the other way.

So girls forget Orkut for a day and stand in footpath near M.G. Road.

You might get a chance to insult a pervert.

Searching flickr tags I found some wonderful and funny pictures on atheism. They are on god, atheism and religion. I have posted four of them here. Yenajoy

God, the imaginary friend, originally uploaded by ronco.

Atheist GOAT, originally uploaded by beef_mage.

Refrigerator Magnet, originally uploaded by redtimmy.

Religion, originally uploaded by www.DaveWard.net.

No, i don’t have any Sanskrit quotes on blogging.There are couple of Subhashita ( Sanskrit quotes ), which can be applied to blogging also.

घटं भित्त्वा पटं छित्वा कुर्याद्वा गार्धभसवनं
एनकेनापि उपायेन प्रसिद्दः पुरुशो भव

Can be read as : ghaTam bhittvaa paTam chittvaa kuryAd vA gArdhabhahsvanam yena kenApi upAyena prasiddhah-purusho bhava.

Translation : if it needs to “break pots in public” or “tear off your clothes” or “bray like a donkey” to get attention, just do it. These or any other way , but Do become Famous!

This a tip for new blogger. I read it everywhere , be unique , different , and “controversial “ to be seen in blogosphear. Being controversial is very effective way to get attention , finally freedom of speech. My tip on this is Don’t create so much contovercy that it will effect your life expectancy.

The second one I don’t remember completely, please update it if you happen to know it.

उष्ट्रानां विवाहेशु गीतो गायंति गार्धभानि
परस्परं प्रशंसयंते , अहो रूपं अहो ध्वनि

(updated by kaushik’s comment )

Can be read as : Ushtranam vivaheshu gito gayanti gardhabani. Parasparam prashansayante, aho rupam, aho dhvani !!!!

Translation : Its Camel’s wedding ceremony and Donkeys are singing. They appreciate each other ” wow.. how melodious!!!!! ” and “wow… how beautiful !!!!” !!

Read one more nice post to make fun of us ( bloggers )

via pradeep

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If you are given a chance, what would you name your village ? this ?

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I‘ve been watching lot of south park lately. I started to like them. Fourth grade kids experiencing life in weird way (always). They have opinions on everyone bush, Osama, Saddam, Budda, Jeasus… You guess the rest. They are like some social commentary blogs

The main character of the show is Eric Cartman. To explain his character briefly (wikipedia) :

Catalyst for the plot, Cartman is portrayed as an abusive, anti-Semitic, violent, campy, aggressive, greedy, corrupt, bigoted, self-centered, rude, racist, wildly insecure and extremely manipulative young man who is possible to have antisocial personality disorder.

These two videos are of a normal day of south park fourth grade math class. Mr. Garrison is teaching arithmetic and kids just came learning some F words.

Mr. Garrison: OK children; let’s start the day with the few new math problems
(Writes on the board)
Mr. Garrison: What is five times two?
(Silence)
Mr. Garrison: Come on children don’t be shy, just give it your best shot
(One hand rises)
Mr. Garrison: yes Clive ….
Clive : …..twelve?
Mr. Garrison: OK.., now let’s try to get an answer from someone who is not a complete retard

….any one… come on… don’t be shy…
Kyle: I think I know the answer Mr. Garrison…
Cartman: Mememem memme memmemmemme
Kyle: Shut up fat boy
Cartman: Hey, Don’t call me Fat, you f***ing Jew!!
Mr. Garrison: Eric…!!!! Did you just say the F word?
Cartman: … “JEW”..??
Kyle: No he was talking about “f***”… you f***ing fat a**. You can’t say f*** in school
Mr. Garrison: Kyle…!!!!!!!!!
Cartman: Why the f*** not?????
Mr. Garrison: Erric…!!!!!!!!!!
Stanly: Dude you just said f*** again!!
Mr. Garrison: Stanly…!!!!!!!!!!!
Kenny: F***..!!!
Mr. Garrison: Kenny….!!!!!!!!
Cartman: What’s the big deal it doesn’t hurt anybody…!!! F*** f***ely f*** f*** f***
Mr. Garrison: How would you like to go see the school counselor?
Cartman: How would you like to suck my b***s?
Mr. Garrison: WHAT did you say??
Cartman: I am sorry I am sorry actually what I said was How would you like to suck my b***s?Mr. Garrison?
Stanly: Holy shit dude…!!

Later in counselor’s chamber , only Cartman, Stanly, Kenny and Kyle are sitting.

Cartman: Mr. Macky., Can I ask you a question?
Mr. Macky: OK ….What?
Eric: Whats the big F***ing deal b****h????
Stan: Yeah..!!
Mr. Macky: Now I wanna know where you heard these horrific obscenities
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People find different ways to satisfy their egos. They see themselves big. So big they want to have a fan base who bows to them. Who will bow to them? Don’t worry there are big names who don’t know why they are bowing.
They are above every one, you, me, law and the nation… yes nations. Generally “they” are called to be “jagadguru”, or “shree shree shree…” (“amma” or “Mata” for females) i.e. gurus of the world (universe to be specific).

Check out these photos. This lady is a goddess (oh no … not one more). And she wants national flag below her legs. “Mothers’ are above nation you know.

“Mataji Nirmala Devi”… Never heard of her. Seriously. Search results say she is founder of “sahaja yoga”. If you interested to go there don’t miss a attractive flash illustrations where colored liquids move in human body up and down in tubes. That is “sahaja yoga”

photos via mutiny

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A cool face recognition service. Feel free to try it sometime. They’ll find some celebrity for you anyway.

This reminds me my graduation, where juniors are supposed to find celebrity look-alikes for their seniors. It was part of personality development (people call it ragging in general spoken language, outside hostel). Nice way to satisfy ego and complexes, isn’t it?

Update: I searched; there are no cartoon characters look-alikes. So those who have complex also can try it. It’s safe.

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Ooops. This is valentines’ day. I thought it’s just another day…
Read a mail regarding colors of shirts to be worn, and colors of roses to be sent. I don’t have shirts of those colors (I wouldn’t wear such a shirt, even if St. Valentain begged me to).
Nothing special post (I never clicked a rose, or a red flower), here is a yellow one from a mail forward. A cute flower isn’t it? Yellow is friendship is it ?

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This young socrates had lot of questions. ” what is that ? “, “How did I go inside your pencil box( he meant camera)?” and also to his mom.. , ” why is this bus ( actually boat) shaking so much ?”