The Bach

Have you ever wondered who started copy culture in Bollywood movie Industry ?

There is Anu malik , there was bappi lahari, but who is before that. What, how and who used to copy songs for our favorite industry pre-bappi era ? Someone should really investigate this matter ( and blog it ), like bollycats are doing.

For the time being I present you one fossil evidence of same profession , which date PB era ( pre-buppi era).This song feat.s hysteric Shammi kapu and four monkyes dancing to a tune directly plagiarized from a Beatles song.

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Whenever they play music in my office (on weekends ), i recall “shawshank redemption”… does this happen to you too?

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As expected there is already a campaign against sentence  (read Indian judicial system) on Sanjay Dutt. Campaign is purely based on all sentiments a normal movie lover can possess - Philosophy, religion, faith, sympathy, pity (read emotional blackmails)
For LOLing

And anyway who are we to punish some one for his mistakes … Just like Jesus Christ once said “Let He Who Is Without Sin Cast The First Stone”

I have heard he breaks down and starts crying many a times when he cant see some one’s pain/suffering …

Here is one more opinion by Soli Sorabjee which looks more logical.

What nonsense .. bollywood should actually be boycotting this chap if they had any little feeling for the victims of the 1993 mumbai blasts. But given the fact that how these so called heroes of bollywood wag their tail in front of daewood’s shows, the way jokers like johny lever mimick Indian national anthem to please daewood, what else can we expect from them? - Sense vs Sensation

This is how FBI officers find out truth.

Robert: you swear to God
Eric: excuse me !!
Robert: swear to god that everything you just told me is true
Robert: No .. I am not gonna do that , I wouldnt lie …

This is another conversation between two FBI agents.

Robert : You know why the Soviet Union empire collapsed?
Eric : …….????Good morning?
Robert : I made a carrier studying them, they were smarter than us - more devious, more determined why did they fail ?
Eric : ..?
Robert : Godlessness. Atheism

Both conversation are from Breach - a movie based on real story.

Ladies and Gentlemen, I present you Himesh Reshammiieeyyyya’s latest super duper hit song - “tanna-Hannyyeeeeeeeeiyaan”

Here is the lyrics for those who did not understand what Mr. Reshammiya was yelling in his so called ‘song’.

tanna-Hannyyeiyaan tanna-Hannyyeeiyaaan
tanna-Hannyyeiyaan tanna-Hannyyeiyaaan

tanna-Hannyyeeeeeiyaan(echo:tanna-Hannyyeeeeeiyaan )

saraa alammmm sare mausammmm

sari khushiyaan sare duneeyaa

tere bagair (echo : tere bagair )
tanna-Hannyyeiyaan

tanna-Hannyyeiyaaan

tanna-Hannyyeeeeeiyaan(echo:tanna-Hannyyeeeeeiyaan )

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Some facts about Rajanikant

• Rajnikant counted to infinity - twice.
• There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of creatures Rajnikant has allowed to live.
• When Rajnikant does a push up, he isn’t lifting himself up, he’s pushing the Earth down.
• There are no races, only countries of people Rajnikant has beaten to different shades of black and blue.
• Rajnikant invented black. In fact, he invented the entire spectrum of visible light. Except pink. Tom Cruise invented pink.

image : Jerry

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