Creative minds

He: Hey Bachs, do you know what is the meaning of Bhosudi?

Me: Err..!!! Good morning???

He: No, I am serious, it’s one word we use it in daily conversation, do you know the meaning?

Me: Absolutely no idea dude. May be you can educate me

He: that’s the point dude. It doesn’t have any meaning. I have asked the same question to thousands of users, no one seems to know the meaning.

Me: no one? So why do you use it.

He: psychology. People think it is abusive word, and use it as abuse. People get offended, case they think this word used against them is an abuse.

Me: Boyy… !!! you did a research on this.

Prehistoric evidence of plagiarism in Bollywood

Have you ever wondered who started copy culture in Bollywood movie Industry ?

There is Anu malik , there was bappi lahari, but who is before that. What, how and who used to copy songs for our favorite industry pre-bappi era ? Someone should really investigate this matter ( and blog it ), like bollycats are doing.

For the time being I present you one fossil evidence of same profession , which date PB era ( pre-buppi era).This song feat.s hysteric Shammi kapu and four monkyes dancing to a tune directly plagiarized from a Beatles song.

Openings for business partners

Six months back one plate of Idly-Vada used to cost Rs.10. Now it is Rs 25. When I calculated the cost of idly is growing 150% P.A. (BSE Sensex gives 18%).

I am already planning to establish idly storage plant, to store all Idlies to create market shortage, sell it in Rs. 35 per plate.

Good investment opportunity, wot say? Anyone’s with me?

…shawshank redemption

Whenever they play music in my office (on weekends ), i recall “shawshank redemption”… does this happen to you too?

ರಾಮೇಶ್ವರಕ್ಕೆ ಹೋದ್ರೂ…

“ನಮಸ್ಕಾರ ಸಾರ್”

“ಹೆಲೊ..???”

“ನಾನು ದಿವಾಕರ್ , ಕನ್ನಡಿಗ ಸಾರ್.. ನೀವು ಬೆಂಗ್ಳೂರಾ?”

“ದಿವಾಕರ್ …?? ಯಾರು ಗೊತ್ತಾಗ್ಲಿಲ್ಲ”

“ನಿಮ್ಮ ಕಾಲರ್ ಟ್ಯೂನ್ ಕನ್ನಡ ಕೇಳಿ , ಕನ್ನಡಿಗರು ಅಂದ್ಕೊಂಡೆ.. ಡಿಸ್ಟರ್ಬ್ ಮಾಡಿದ್ನಾ ಸಾರ್?”

“ಇಲ್ಲ ಪರ್ವಾಗಿಲ್ಲ… ಏನು ಬೇಕಾಗಿತ್ತು ಹೇಳಿ”

“ಸಾರ್ , ನಿಮ್ಮಲ್ಲಿ … ಐಸಿಐಸಿಐ ಕಾರ್ಡು ಇದೆಯಾ ಸಾರ್”

” …???”

Bachodi’s 2nd theory of De-evolution

First was this

#2 : Women (again ?? ) are going to loose strength in their heel[1][2], toes gonna get stronger [3]though [refer the pic].

[1] : Unless classical Indian and Russian dances, get popular again.

[2]: Unless High heel shoes get some kind of ban on it, like Fatwa etc.

[3]: Unless “low heel- high toe shoes” become popular ( I am thinking of inventing one )

Blogoholics

Check your symptoms here. I was tested positive.

in here via pradeep

My Political compass

       Some time back Srik asked me “Whats the difference between a Kerala communist and other communists? Well, Kerala communism is a philosophy by itself. It is “take policies as time changes and completely forget where they started”. In my opinion it is a complete hypocrisy. Infact, communism in India has lost its meaning. If Karl Marks was alive today, he would have definitely taken rat poison.
      For example, there was “Anti Coke Pepsi” campaign few months back. Kerala assembly discussed it for length and finally decided to ban those products. Next day none of the college campuses had Coke and Pepsi but Sprite, Seven-up, Mirinda, Fanta …were available. A curious journalist asked one of the ministers “Why two products alone, why not ban all the products which are proved to have chemicals”. Minister happily said, “Oops … In assembly we did not discuss other drinks at all … he he”.
Another instance is where they have done blunder in their party name itself (my previous post).

Facts about Rajani

Some facts about Rajanikant

• Rajnikant counted to infinity – twice.
• There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of creatures Rajnikant has allowed to live.
• When Rajnikant does a push up, he isn’t lifting himself up, he’s pushing the Earth down.
• There are no races, only countries of people Rajnikant has beaten to different shades of black and blue.
• Rajnikant invented black. In fact, he invented the entire spectrum of visible light. Except pink. Tom Cruise invented pink.

image : Jerry

Help Needed, Girl in trouble

Hi,
I am divya, UKG-B.I lost my “rubber vecha pencil “(pencil with a rubber attached).The pencil costs Rs.3/-.I don’t know you, but if u forward this msg I will get 1 paise from ICICI Bank. If you have heart plz fwd to atleast 10 mail ids. Please don’t neglect. May God bless you. Otherwise my mom will scold me.:-(

Divya,
UKG-B.