The Bach

A guy, sitting outside his home about to be evicted from his house, was contemplating how the future would be after he had divorced his wife, lost his children and lost his job.

He notices a crate of beer bottles and walks up to it. He takes out an empty bottle, smashing it into the concrete wall swearing, “You are the reason I don’t have a wife”, second bottle, “You are the reason I don’t have my children”, third bottle “You are the reason I lost my job”.

He notices the fourth bottle is sealed and still full of beer. He takes the bottle, puts it aside and says

“Stand aside my dear friend; I know you were not involved”.

thanks God of the gaps

He: Hey Bachs, do you know what is the meaning of Bhosudi?

Me: Err..!!! Good morning???

He: No, I am serious, it’s one word we use it in daily conversation, do you know the meaning?

Me: Absolutely no idea dude. May be you can educate me

He: that’s the point dude. It doesn’t have any meaning. I have asked the same question to thousands of users, no one seems to know the meaning.

Me: no one? So why do you use it.

He: psychology. People think it is abusive word, and use it as abuse. People get offended, case they think this word used against them is an abuse.

Me: Boyy… !!! you did a research on this.

Continue reading ‘Creative minds’

Have you ever wondered who started copy culture in Bollywood movie Industry ?

There is Anu malik , there was bappi lahari, but who is before that. What, how and who used to copy songs for our favorite industry pre-bappi era ? Someone should really investigate this matter ( and blog it ), like bollycats are doing.

For the time being I present you one fossil evidence of same profession , which date PB era ( pre-buppi era).This song feat.s hysteric Shammi kapu and four monkyes dancing to a tune directly plagiarized from a Beatles song.

Continue reading ‘Prehistoric evidence of plagiarism in Bollywood’

Six months back one plate of Idly-Vada used to cost Rs.10. Now it is Rs 25. When I calculated the cost of idly is growing 150% P.A. (BSE Sensex gives 18%).

I am already planning to establish idly storage plant, to store all Idlies to create market shortage, sell it in Rs. 35 per plate.

Good investment opportunity, wot say? Anyone’s with me?