I know cooking now.., it’s easy. Please try sometime. Rice:
- Open the packet of rice
- Put it in rice cooker, switch on.
- When get switched off, eat it. If something remains eat tomorrow. If some more.. Eat the day after.. and so on.
Rasam
- Prepare Rasam
- Add yesterday’s left over Rasam. Eat it with rice. Leftovers, add it to next day Rasam. Repeat the process till Saturday
- On Sunday, throw the remaining and wash the utensils. Eat pizza.
Maggy
- Put maggy in boiling water.
- Throw the burnt maggy, and eat the eatable chunk of it. Throw the rest
Parantha
- Take it from freezer and put it on hot pan. Eat it with priya pickle.
- Use “chimrta” to turn it in pan. ( if you don’t have one , keep the band-aid ready )
See, I told you… Cooking is not rocket science.














Hi chief Chef,
What’s on the menu today ?
Yes, you are right… cooking is so easy.
Set eggs to boil.
Forget eggs while watching cricket on TV.
Peel off the burnt shell, enjoy the smokey (charred) flavoured eggs.
I did it again today.
Hilarious….Hey Bach maybe you can start putting together your own cookbook
Very funny…. LOL!!!
No recipes for non-veg
… Don’t say order non-veg pizza 
lol….till now, I was so afraid of any kind of cooking, but you have made it look so simple!
One of my easy recipes:
1. ask mum to cook something
2. eat
rofl
sounds like u are having a feast everyday over there….
why dont u also learn to cook curd and hot water…
Very impressive. You are ready to cook a cookery show and win an award for the best recipe. Keep your speech ready
cool cooking enjoy bach enjoy
really hilarious and you deserve an award for cookery special but series should continue keep it going
Great recipes for dieting!!
lol
finallment vous etes arive!!!
yes cooking is rather easy
me had experienced somethin similar as im home alone for the better part of this yr though in comparison to u im a im a chef
i burn fingers food and milk as i leave it on the gas and get back to my pc… oblivious till i get the sweet smell of burnt food…..
my maggi recipee
try bolin water first then add maggy and peas
wait a minute stir continuously till soft
then add the tastemaker and a spoon butter and capsicum
then turn the gas lower and mix for a half minute
u should be done cooking so wat r u waitin for
time to eat right out of the pot !
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