Cooking lessons

I know cooking now.., it’s easy. Please try sometime. Rice:

  • Open the packet of rice
  • Put it in rice cooker, switch on.
  • When get switched off, eat it. If something remains eat tomorrow. If some more.. Eat the day after.. and so on.

Rasam

  • Prepare Rasam
  • Add yesterday’s left over Rasam. Eat it with rice. Leftovers, add it to next day Rasam. Repeat the process till Saturday
  • On Sunday, throw the remaining and wash the utensils. Eat pizza.

Maggy

  • Put maggy in boiling water.
  • Throw the burnt maggy, and eat the eatable chunk of it. Throw the rest

Parantha

  • Take it from freezer and put it on hot pan. Eat it with priya pickle.
  • Use “chimrta” to turn it in pan. ( if you don’t have one , keep the band-aid ready )

See, I told you… Cooking is not rocket science.

15 Responses to “Cooking lessons”


  1. 1 Cuckoo December 9, 2007 at 3:04 pm

    Hi chief Chef,

    What’s on the menu today ? ;)
    Yes, you are right… cooking is so easy.

  2. 2 littleindian December 9, 2007 at 10:40 pm

    :-D

    Set eggs to boil.
    Forget eggs while watching cricket on TV.
    Peel off the burnt shell, enjoy the smokey (charred) flavoured eggs.

    I did it again today.

  3. 3 Vijay December 10, 2007 at 3:08 pm

    Hilarious….Hey Bach maybe you can start putting together your own cookbook ;-)

  4. 5 Rohan December 11, 2007 at 5:14 pm

    No recipes for non-veg :( … Don’t say order non-veg pizza ;)

  5. 6 Kalyan December 12, 2007 at 3:22 pm

    lol….till now, I was so afraid of any kind of cooking, but you have made it look so simple!

  6. 7 Adriana December 12, 2007 at 3:55 pm

    One of my easy recipes:
    1. ask mum to cook something
    2. eat

  7. 9 Giridhar December 14, 2007 at 12:48 am

    sounds like u are having a feast everyday over there….
    why dont u also learn to cook curd and hot water…

  8. 10 pr3rna December 15, 2007 at 9:07 am

    Very impressive. You are ready to cook a cookery show and win an award for the best recipe. Keep your speech ready ;)

  9. 11 praneshachar December 17, 2007 at 11:18 pm

    cool cooking enjoy bach enjoy
    really hilarious and you deserve an award for cookery special but series should continue keep it going

  10. 12 neela December 18, 2007 at 12:45 pm

    Great recipes for dieting!!
    lol

  11. 13 Prax December 18, 2007 at 7:24 pm

    finallment vous etes arive!!!

    yes cooking is rather easy
    me had experienced somethin similar as im home alone for the better part of this yr though in comparison to u im a im a chef
    i burn fingers food and milk as i leave it on the gas and get back to my pc… oblivious till i get the sweet smell of burnt food…..

    my maggi recipee
    try bolin water first then add maggy and peas
    wait a minute stir continuously till soft
    then add the tastemaker and a spoon butter and capsicum
    then turn the gas lower and mix for a half minute
    u should be done cooking so wat r u waitin for
    time to eat right out of the pot !

  12. 14 Dee December 28, 2007 at 5:33 pm

    This is iron chef material!

  13. 15 Tarang January 9, 2008 at 8:30 am

    oncall help available for you..
    dial +91 9986811040 and cook anything delicious with me :)


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