Facts about Rajani

Some facts about Rajanikant

  • Rajnikant counted to infinity – twice.
  • There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of creatures Rajnikant has allowed to live.
  • When Rajnikant does a push up, he isn’t lifting himself up, he’s pushing the Earth down.
  • There are no races, only countries of people Rajnikant has beaten to different shades of black and blue.
  • Rajnikant invented black. In fact, he invented the entire spectrum of visible light. Except pink. Tom Cruise invented pink.

image : Jerry

  • Archaeologists unearthed an old English dictionary dating back to the year 1236. It defined “victim” as “one who has encountered Rajnikant”
  • If you Google search “Rajnikant getting his ass kicked” you will generate zero results. It just doesn’t happen.
  • James Cameron wanted Rajnikant to play the Terminator. However, upon reflection, he realized that would have turned his movie into a documentary, so he went with Arnold Schwarzenegger.

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11 Responses to “Facts about Rajani”


  1. 1 TiDeS July 20, 2007 at 2:52 am

    Haha this picture is hilarious.. Very Rajni style… Long live Rajni..

  2. 2 Prashanth M July 20, 2007 at 8:40 am

    hilarious!!

    //Rajnikant getting his ass kicked
    This search returns 490 results. And first one links to this post :p

  3. 3 Alex January 28, 2008 at 10:55 am

    First you should see Rajnikant movie (Sivaji climax),then only you can know, what is Superstar? and who is Rajnikant?.

  4. 4 Ryan January 28, 2008 at 11:01 am

    Yes, Superstar Rajnikant performance in sivaji second half,wow! no one can touch him.

  5. 5 Rohan January 28, 2008 at 6:20 pm

    Just to add something:
    * The Bermuda Triangle used to be the Bermuda Square, until Rajnikant kicked one of the corners off
    * Rajnikant can divide by zero
    * Rajnikant doesn’t wear a watch, HE decides what time it is
    * Newton’s Third Law is wrong: Although it states that for each action, there is an equal and opposite reaction, there is no force equal in reaction to a Rajnikant turnaround kick
    * Rajnikant’s house has no doors, only walls that he walks through

  6. 6 arvind February 1, 2008 at 1:32 pm

    good post..
    hail the superstar..
    its amazing how a bus conductor can become a superstar

  7. 7 vinaywins February 26, 2008 at 7:21 am

    Rajni is great

  8. 8 Himesh May 20, 2008 at 6:47 pm

    Indian superman Rajnikant is the best,ever.

  9. 9 Ramesh May 20, 2008 at 6:48 pm

    Indian’s superman Rajnikant is the best,ever.

  10. 10 Vaibhav August 4, 2008 at 2:31 am

    Monkey can do only monkey activity and not acting. Hhe is biggest monkey i have ever seen. A big bullshit actor(unfortunately i have say him actor). I do not know who made him bullshit


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